Marge: 'We don't think you're slow. But on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.'
Homer: 'Do you think I don't want to? It's those TV networks Marge. They won't let me. One quality show after another, each one more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once - just gave us 30 minutes to ourselves. But they won't, they won't let me live!'
in The Simpsons